I know why there are no toilets on the U.S.S. Enterprise.

Two words: adult undergarments.

Any sufficiently advanced undergarment is indistinguishable from magic.

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One thought on “I know why there are no toilets on the U.S.S. Enterprise.

  1. And here I show my true, dorky colors

    http://www.eskimo.com/~bpentium/useless.html

    TNG “Home Soil”: You can hear in the background “Three[?] are trapped in a
    turbolift and two[?] are trapped in the programmers’ restroom.” So, I
    guess we have proof that there are restrooms on the Enterprise-D (as well
    as the two references in the movies (on the Excelsior, and Kirk in the Brig
    in ST5 (“do not use in spacedock”)) as well as the one you can’t really see
    in “Q-Who” when the Borg slice up the Enterprise).

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